If quitters never win and winners never quit then who is the fool that first said 'quit while you are ahead'?

Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd will there be one in that crowd?

If all the world is a stage where does the audience sit?

If too many cooks spoil the soup then why are two heads better than one?

Are two heads really better than one if both are stupid?

If home is where your heart where is home for the people who have received heart transplants?

If nice guys finish last, and they all had a race, who would win?

Would you have to think twice before giving something a second thought?

If you drive past a road sign that has been knocked over do you still have to do what it says?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a racecar is not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

How do insomniacs know they're having trouble sleeping?

Can you ever get tired of sleeping?

If the airline companies make overweight people buy two airline seats, what happens if the two seats are not together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why does the early bird get the worm but good things come to those who wait? Isn't life confusing enough?

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect why practice?

Why do people nod their heads when answering yes or no at a drive-thru speaker?

If Wile E. Coyote could afford to buy all the stuff from ACME why didn't he just buy a meal?